Sleepy advertisment

22.11

It's a date not an hour. Another oldie.

Sleep should be advertised. I’d be the first client to buy it or even order a … if it was possible. A life long supply please, could I pay with a credit card? I wonder why did they not have this idea yet, quit smoking, do sports, the whole 5-a-day business, all main topics connected to person’s health, but where is sleep? Maybe it does not fit to our culture of success where one has to be busy all the time and engaged in as many projects as possible, and where sleep would be considered a waste of precious time. But lack of sleep accumulates, like all this chemistry form coke light, it’s going to strike you sooner or later, and I would say that sooner, since we are not informed about the consequences, and in the society where people ceased to think by themselves, sleep’s importance will not come to light soon. Thus hereby I call upon you, stop reading this, since you probably use it as a time-killer as 3 o’clock at night fearing of going to sleep, because an undefined ‘something’ may happen and you are afraid to miss it, or because you know you should be doing work/homework/saving the world, but, since you don’t have enough determination, this is better than just sitting, right? So I call upon you – go to sleep! If it is not for yourself and the sanity of your mind, than just to use the bed you purchased being convinced you were going to spend in it 1/3 of your life, and which now stands forgotten in the corner, god knows what for - as a way to realize all those composition ideas form ‘Home and Design’, where they present inhabitable rooms, for who would have patience to remove all these modern minimalist pillows and embroided blankets before going to bed and placing them back there at 6 o’clock in the morning between a cup of green tea and a 20 minute yoga session. I just need some pro-sleep-slogans and I will submit a proposal to the ministry of health.

Don’t waste your life – go to sleep.

I don't think people would get it.